Monday, April 21, 2008

blog etiquette

Blogging is hard work, despite what your mother told you . . .

I’ve compiled a small list of blog does and doo does - a blog etiquette if you like.

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1) never let your cat blog for you.

2) never blog drunk.

3) never blog stone cold sober.

4) never mention people by name or identify them by their facial scars.

5) never reveal huge mega-conglomerate secrets.

6) do limit your blog post to 1000 words or less.

7) do blog in only one language.

8) do be sure to realize that children may be reading it, even if they are over 19 years of age.

9) do allow readers to comment so they can feel that their life has some greater purpose.

10) do be regular.

And that is it . . .

. . . or, in other words - got nothing.

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Non blog related news - in one and a half weeks I will be starting the official production of the “Secret Writing Project”.

So, the rest of this April I am naming research month.

Wish me luck and happy fact hunting. Oh, and I’ve been drinking extra milk to strengthen my funny bone . . .

. . . What do you mean it’s not working?

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